BONUS: Classic John Mckay quote

"I really don't have a lot of answers for the offense. We just don't seem to have anybody fast and we don't seem to be able to block anybody."
From tampabayfootball.net
Wednesday's tend to be a slow day so I'll try to post a classic quote from a former Bucs coach.

Changes

"We will have a change in starting quarterback. We'll be going to Josh Johnson."
From buccaneers.com
Morris took some heat for changing quarterbacks less than 24 hours after he said he would not do that very thing. 

A Giant embarrassment

"We were beat by a grown man team today, a team we want to be like one day."
"If I take Byron Leftwich out of the game I might as well take everyone else out with him."
"We don't use words like 'embarrassed' around here."
From buccaneers.com

On stopping the bleeding vs. Buffalo

"Defensively, the plan was to bleed slow, to make this running back beat you. And he did."
From tbo.com

On the signing of Hard Knocks' Corey Lynch

"We call him HBO".
"He's a competitive guy; just watch him on HBO."
From buccaneers.com

If Stovall can't play, who starts in his place?

“Brian Clark ready up and riding baby”
From Pewter Report
Now see? That's what I'm talking about. That's a quote!

BONUS: Classic John Mckay quote

"We stunk. We blocked bad, we were terrible on defense and our kicking game made up for it by being absolutely horrible. I saw nothing that delighted me, we ran on the field fairly well."
From tampabayfootball.net
Wednesday's tend to be a slow day so I'll try to post a classic quote from a former Bucs coach.

Defensive Woes

Asked how the Bucs can keep their defensive woes from getting out hand, Raheem The Dream replied, “It’s already out of hand.”
From JoeBucsFan

Playing defense on third down

"We're actually playing pretty good on third down. It's just a matter of getting to it."
From buccaneers.com
This is one of my personal favorites.

On the loss to Buffalo

"worst tackling performance of this whole regime."
From tampabay.com
It's only week 2 of the regime.

On Stroughter being picked in the 7th round

"I was a bad coach for six rounds"
From tampabay.com

On where Kyle Moore is sore

"He has a little baby groin type of deal that's bothering him.”
From blogs.tampabay.com
If I had the groin of an infant, that would bother me too.

BONUS: Classic Jeff Jagodzinski quote

"It's not a complicated game. Guys make it a lot more complicated than what it is. I know this, there's 11 on each side and the field is 100 yards long."
From Boston.com
He was fired by the Bucs just prior to the regular season. Rumored reason? His playcalling was too simplistic.

The coup de grace of all dares

“I dare somebody to write an article about why Clayton is on the team again,” Morris said. “I dare you.”
From Pewter Report
Marc, we'll take the physical challenge.

On Josh Johnson

"I've talked about him being my Jason Garrett, that career backup," Morris said after Sunday's game. "You might as well force him into his role right now."
From TBO.com
Now, I certainly wouldn't mind making $1 million a year to hold a clipboard, but I can't speak for JJ.

Do you anticipate Bryant being ready?

"I'm not in the business of anticipation ... I'm in the business of guys showing up for work and playing."
From TBO.com
I do not think that word means what you think it means.